Rub Your Balls

Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)

Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I

found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.

It has question marks next to them.

You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords

may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.

Enjoy! :-)

An comments or whatever, mail to [email protected] (or ICQ 9054368). Thanx.

OO-PIN :)

Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen

2 the song 2 get it right.

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C C C C

C G D G

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

C G D G

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

C G D G

Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

G G G G

C G D G (2x)

C G D G C G D G

Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

C G D G

C G D G

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

C G D G

Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer

C G D G

Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer

G

MASTURBATE EVERY DAY

C G D G

Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

C G D G

Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer

G

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING

C G D G

Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps

C G D G

If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)

G

RUB YOUR TESTICLES

G

WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING

C G D G

Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer

C G D G

Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer

C G

Or rub your balls only for pleasure

C G D G

Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

C G D G

You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time

C G D G

You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time

G

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE

C G D G

Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time