Progress

Just a note- the chords listed may be alternate fingerings, bar chords, or "power

(for example D = D5) but i've just written the basic chord sequence. Shouldn't

be too to determine what form a certain chord comes in. but the going from G to

Gm is most easily done with the bar chord.

D Gm

Here we have a dust free dining set

E|5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-2

D Gm D D-C#-C-C#-D

we guarantee it won't collect a speck

G Gm D A Bm

freeing up the children to instead grow into your molding

D A Bm E A

heed more of your scolding, go early to their new self-making beds

D Gm

it seems like you'd be tired of losing face

E|5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-2

D Gm D D-C#-C-C#-D

like you'd want to put the children in their place

G Gm D A Bm

the more you have to tell them to do their chores

E A A7

the more you run the risk of being ignored

Em D A

if you're lucky they'll turn out as good as you

Em D A

you tell them that they're good kids but you know that it's not true

D F#m Bm G

your father drank a little, you're on liver number two

e|---------------------------------|

b|---------------------------------|

g|2-4-2-0--------------------------|

d|--------4-2-0-0h2-0-0------------|

a|----------------------4-5-0-2-4--|

E|---------------------------------|

D Gm

progress has a way of feigning ease

E|5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-2-2-2

D Gm D D-C#-C-C#-D

convenient new inventions beg and tease

G Gm D A Bm

for though it is impossible to cure a husband bent on cheating

D A Bm D A Bm

the oxygen depleting... a child who's always bragging

D A Bm

a wife's persistent nagging

E A A7

we're equipped to live as though it were

(repeat "if you're lucky" part)

end on D