Private Eye

Intro: Em Bm C x2

Em

I dragged this lake looking for corpses

Bm C

Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards

Em

Pieces of planes and black box recorders

Bm C

Don't lie (don't lie)

Em

And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses

Bm C

That sense DNA on barbed wire fences

Em

Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect

Bm C

That has no alibi

Em Bm C

Em

And New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven

Bm C

I watched flies fuck on Channel 11

Em

There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink

Bm C

Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink

Em

And there's no ring, there's no ring on the phone anymore

Bm C

There's no reason to call, I passed out on the floor

Em Bm C

Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry

G

But at the right place at the right time

Bm D

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine

G

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit

Bm Am

For anyone but me

G

At the right place at the right time

Bm D

It'll be worth it to stand in line

G

You won't have to stop saying "I love cops"

Bm Am

for anyone but me

Your private eye

Em Bm C

Em

I dragged this lake looking for corpses

Bm C

Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards

Em

Pieces of planes and black box recorders

Bm C

Don't lie (don't lie)

Em

And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses

Bm C

That sense DNA on barbed wire fences

Em

Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect

Bm C

That has no alibi

G

But at the right place at the right time

Bm D

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine

G

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit

Bm Am

For anyone but me

G

At the right place at the right time

Bm D

It'll be worth it to stand in line

G

You won't have to stop saying "I love cops"

Bm Am

for anyone but me

Your private eye

YOUR PRIVATE EYE

Em Bm C x2

G

But at the right place at the right time

Bm D

I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine

G

I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit

Bm Am

For anyone but me

G

At the right place at the right time

Bm D

It'll be worth it to stand in line

G

You won't have to stop saying "I love cops"

Bm Am

for anyone but me

Your private eye.

Em Bm C x2

End on Em.