Monster Mash
Somebody asked for Monster Mash a couple of weeks ago. Here 'tis
courtesy of two of my fellow band members:
--gary
{t:Monster Mash}
{st:Bobby "Boris" Pickett}
{st: written in G, tape slightly flatter}
(door creak; cauldron bubble; 4 bars drum intro)
G
I was working in the lab late one night
Em
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
C
For my monster from the slab began to rise
D
And suddenly, to my surprise
{soc}
G
(He did the mash) He did the Monster Mash
Em
(The Monster Mash) It was a graveyard smash
C
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash
D
(He did the mash) He did the Monster Mash
{eoc}
G
From my laboratory in the Castle East
Em
To the Master Bedroom where the vampires feast
C
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
D
To get a jolt from my electrode
{soc}
G
(And do the mash) And do the Monster Mash
Em
(The monster mash) And do my graveyard smash
C
(To do the mash) They caught on in a flash
D
(To do the mash) To do the monster mash
{eoc}
G
The scene was rocking all were digging the sound
Em
Igor on chains backed by His Baying Hounds
C
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
D
With their vocal group, the Crypt Kicker Five
{c:Bridge}
C
The Zombies were having fun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
D
The party had just begun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
C
The guests included WolfMan (In-a-shoop-wha-oooSTOP)
D
Dracula and his son (Drum fill)
G
Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring
Em
It seems he was worried 'bout just one thing
C
Opened the lid and shook his fist, and said
D
"Whatever hoppened to my Transylvania Tvist?"
{soc}
G
(It's now the mash) It's now the Monster Mash
Em
(The monster mash) And it's a graveyard smash
C
(It's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash
D
(It's now the mash) It's now the Monster Mash
{eoc}
G
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
Em
And my Monster Mash, it's the hit of the land
C
For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too
D
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
{soc}
G
(And you can Mash) And you can Monster Mash
Em
(The monster mash) And do my graveyard Smash
C
(And you can Mash) You'll catch on in a flash
D
(Then you can Mash) Then you can Monster Mash
{eoc}
(I - II - IV - V verse instr fade with Boris & Igor talkover)
Igor: MMMM...Mash goooood! Mash goood!
Boris: Down Igor, you impetuous young boy.
Igor: Mash goooood, etc.


