Doctor Doctor

intro:

A, B

verse:

E F# A G# E

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E F#

I've screwed alot of boilers, I've prodded loads of tarts,

A G# E

Stabbed some open wounds and I've split them all in half

E F#

Knobbed a lot of women, I've stuffed a load of birds

A G# F#

Shagged a lot of dogs and I've pulled a load of skirt

B F#

And there's been a load of whores when I've used a bit of force,

A G# F#

But they all received the benefit of sexual intercourse

B F#

When they make a lot of fuss, it makes me feel sick,

A B

They want a soaking gusset and a more than ample dick

Chorus:

E A E A

Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day,

E F#

I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,

A B

There's something up with my dick -

E

It hurts when I wank.

I've slammed a lot of crumpet, but its doing them some good,

If they don't like it, they can lump it, they've all been ugly tugs.

One bitch, she had a flat head, put up quite a fight,

But I found a gob to place my knob,

And a place to put my pint.

I always end up shagging a really smelly bag and getting down to business

When I just don't want to shag,

Chorus. x2

end

Sometimes I have to do it, lie back and think of Macc,

I'm using all this drinking time to service ugly crack.

Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day,

I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,

There's something up with my dick -

It hurts when I wank.