Dinosaur

Verse 1:

E A

Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers

E A

And they sure don't look like cowboy boots

E A

And that ain't rock and roll your playin

F# B

And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

Bridge:

A B E

Your singing a song about making love to your drummer

A B E

Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on

A B E

And we don't all get in to donna summers

F# B

Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!

Chorus: A B E

Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur

A B E

I should have died out a long.. time.. before

A B E

Have Pitty on a di.. .... nosaur

F# B E

Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!

Verse 2:

E A

Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout

E A

We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights

E A

Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back!

F# B

And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.

Bridge:

A B E

And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy

A B E

And this disco's very strange to my ears

A B E

Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship

F# B

And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer

to chorus:

ending:

F#

Give us our hats

B

Excuse me maam

E

Where's the door!

the end