Bastard

Intro - Em

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Verse 1:

Em D G

The old bastard left his ties and his suit

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A brown box, mothballs and bowling shoes

Em D G

and his opinion so you'd never have to choose

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Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too

Am

You get smaller while the world gets big

C

The more you know you know you don't know shit

Am C

The whiz man'll never fit you like the whiz kid did

Chorus:

G D Em D-C

So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?

Am C

It's okay if you don't know everything

G D Em D-C

Why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?

Am C

It's okay if you don't know everything

Verse 2:

Em D G

Close your eyes close your ears young man

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You've seen and heard all an old man can

Em D G

Spread the facts on the floor like a fan

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throw away the ones that make you feel bad

Am

Kids today gettin' old too fast

C

they can't wait to grow up so they can get some ass

Am

They get nostalgic about the last ten years

C

before the last ten years have passed

[Chorus]

[Solo]

E D G

Tears land on a hand on the chest

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The old bastard had a paradigm arrest

Am

You got smaller and the world got big

C

The more you knew we knew we didn't know shit

Am C

The whiz man never fit him the whiz kid did

[Chorus]

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