Bad Touch

Standard Tuning w/ Capo at 3rd fret

Chord progression remains constant throughout (Am, C, G, F), but here it is anyway...

Am C

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

G F

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about

Am C

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

G F

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

Am C

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

G F

I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns

Am C

Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined

G F

To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

Am C

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

G F

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Am C

Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas

G F

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory

Am C

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship

G F

Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip

Am C

So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle

G G

And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

(chorus)